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JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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I was not expecting that

I’m so done

Where has this gif been my whole life?

This is the best gif on tumblr..

Omg omg omg

HAHA

As i’m scrolling through my lovely dashboard, i see this nice little innocent gif. I expect all the comments to be like “asdgdjhfsgkahlk old disney” and “follow for follow vintage hipster blog” but nope.

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Posted on February 8, 2013 via F*ck Yeah Rabbit Holes. with 474,247 notes

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bowiesclockworkorange:

In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospitalin nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.

From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

“I…am….God….”

He went into shock and she quickly disappeared.

The female doctor named her “The Expressionless”.

There was never a sighting of her again.

And I thought I was gonna sleep tonight.

i already reblogged this i thought i was safe

Dude I want to meet her

Hell yes! This is back on my dash.

Okay it in now our mission to keep this away from Moffat

reblogging because ^

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VMA History: With its outstanding reign on the charts and with fans casting their votes, “We Found Love” won Video of the Year at the 2012 MTV VMA’s. Following her previous VOTY win in 2007 for “Umbrella”, this makes Rihanna the only female artist in VMA history to have two solo wins in the Video of the Year category, and only the second artist period following Eminem, who also has 2 Video of the Year trophies. Congrats, Riri!

Diamonds World Tour: Rihanna has announced her 5th headlining tour “Diamonds”, set to start in March 2013. Dates in the US (plus one Canadian date) have already been confirmed, with more to be added both domestically and internationally. Tickets go on sale starting next week, check out the details here: http://bit.ly/POiKLS

UK Video Chart: Rihanna has added yet another number one to her resume, but not regarding her work with music industry. Battleship, her feature film, has gone to number one on the Official Video Chart, outselling its closest competitor, Lockout (starring Guy Pearce), by 3.5 copies to one. The Official Video Chart is compiled for the video industry by the Official Charts Company, incorporating UK sales of all physical video formats, including DVD, Blu-Ray and VHS.

Facebook: Rihanna has reached 60 million fans on Facebook, which means she is the first woman to ever do so. Eminem, however, has over 60.7 milion likes and is steady holding at #1, though Rihanna’s number of likes is steadily increasing by the moment.